And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm just crazy horny about you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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