two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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