i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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