I'm jealous of your bromance
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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