Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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