nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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