I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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