And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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