I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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