Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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