You can't motorboat a personality
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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