I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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