My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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