What a fucking waste of an outfit
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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