Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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