dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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