is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
