That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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