we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
