put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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