I should be sponsored by Trojan
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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