suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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