i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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