This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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