tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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