ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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