Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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