Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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