we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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