so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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