After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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