this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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