there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize