Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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