The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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