Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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