They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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