Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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