some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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