We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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