i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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