Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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