So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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