And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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