are you so shy because you have an std?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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