Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This baby is an asshole
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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