i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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