it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
