I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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