I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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