i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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