He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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