Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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