thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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