He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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