Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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