i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
