I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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