I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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