Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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