Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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