I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
